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You don't want
more male attention.
You want better attention.

Daily messages and voice notes from a man who knows what to say and how to say it.

Because foreplay happens first
between the ears—not the legs.

You deserve to be emotionally seduced.

He doesn’t slide into your DMs.
He slips under your skin.
His words don’t beg for attention.
They demand it.
He doesn't just give attention.
He creates tension.

If you're done entertaining boys who don't see you,
treat yourself to an elevated emotional experience with Agent Noir.

01

YOU REVEAL

The Noir File is where it begins. You answer what most men never think to ask. What turns you on, what shuts you down, and how you want to be seen.

How It Works

02

HE STUDIES

Before he speaks, he listens. Your answers aren’t dropped into a system. They’re studied, internalized, and personalized. 

03

YOU RECIEVE

You don't chase. You simply open your phone and find something waiting that feels like it was meant for no one else.

04

HE SHARPENS

The more you lean in, the more personal it becomes.

Small Fee. Big Presence. 

$

45

per month

Designed for women who want less noise and more meaning. For only $45/month, get a curated flow of tailored attention and seductive experiences through text, voice, and other lightly interactive moments.

Hold My Place.

Join the Agent Noir Waitlist.

Received.

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